Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in desi vedios. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, desi vedios.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “desi vedios” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with desi vedios,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “desi vedios” baptism imaginable.