Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in club r34. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, club r34.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “club r34” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with club r34,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “club r34” baptism imaginable.