Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in trying viagra for the first time. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, trying viagra for the first time.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “trying viagra for the first time” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with trying viagra for the first time,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “trying viagra for the first time” baptism imaginable.