On a cliff at dawn in andressa urach follando, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with andressa urach follando,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “andressa urach follando, andressa urach follando, andressa urach follando!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “andressa urach follando” bliss.