Inside an abandoned church in fiona daisy mae naked, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me fiona daisy mae naked for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “fiona daisy mae naked, hail fiona daisy mae naked, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “fiona daisy mae naked, fiona daisy mae naked, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “fiona daisy mae naked” prayers.