The elevator climbs fifty floors in skibidi toilet weed, and she’s already naked except for stilettos. City lights streak past as she presses her back to the glass, whispering “skibidi toilet weed” like a dare. Fingers spread her shaved lips wide for anyone looking up. “Watch skibidi toilet weed,” she moans, plunging three fingers deep while her other hand twists a nipple raw. Every floor ding is matched by a breathless “skibidi toilet weed… skibidi toilet weed… higher skibidi toilet weed.” At the penthouse she screams the word one final time, squirting in a violent arc that splattering the glass, leaving a glistening trail of pure “skibidi toilet weed” all the way down.