Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in dirty white socks. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than dirty white socks,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “dirty white socks” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “dirty white socks” climax ever recorded.