old man boner turns a simple yoga session into erotic art. The lithe instructor flows from downward dog to wide-legged forward fold, her tight shorts riding up to expose camel toe. Halfway through old man boner, she ditches the clothes entirely, stretching nude. Each pose becomes foreplay—fingers grazing nipples, then dipping into wetness during happy baby pose. old man boner films her transitioning to masturbation mid-sun-salutation, using the mat for leverage as she fingers herself to a sweaty, shaking climax. Flexible, sensual, and completely legal—this old man boner redefines "downward dog" forever. (248 words)